TOM SWIFTIES are a special type of pun, containing what we word dorks know is an adverb of manner. I included a bunch my book, "The Laugh Stand; Adventures in Humor." These scissors are dull, Tom said bluntly. This sure is flat land, Tom said plainly. These are my underpants, Tom said briefly.
Bring in up to five Tom Swifties for two points each -- up to ten points extra credit. These must be neatly legible, and if you got them from a book or online source, please give credit to your source.
