Announcements and Reminders:
You CANNOT take it into the test. No cell phones allowed!
We will take the SAGE Writing Test on March 23 - March 30.
Come well-rested.
Eat well.
Drink enough water, but not too much. 😀
Your success and happiness lies in you.
Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties.
-- Helen Keller
Bring headphones or earbuds if you wish to have the passages read to you on SAGE. We will have some available, but you will likely prefer your own.
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Targets for Today:
I can show what I know by writing an effective essay or response.
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Today’s Agenda:
Reminders:
Facts about the SAGE test.
🙉 When we are in the computer lab for testing, do not unplug the headphones. Leave them as they are unless you are plugging in your own headphones. Plug the school headphones back in before you leave.
🙌 You will receive your scores for the writing test after we take the reading test in April or May. Take to the computer lab on testing days:
Getting into the test:
And just for fun:
Q: Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?
A: Because he only had one pupil.
Q: Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?
A: Because he was a pain in the neck.
Q: Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?
A: It’s not right.
Q: Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication?
A: In Times Square.
Q: Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team?
A: Because she had the perfect pitch.
Q: Why are elephants such bad dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet.
Q: What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter?
A: An envelope.
Q: Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?
A: Because it went back for seconds.
Q: What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A: Roll them back, of course!
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Because they have honeycombs.
http://www.reallygoodstuff.com/m/images/art/ReallyGoodStuff_JokeBook.pdf
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If You Were Absent:
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Vocabulary:
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