Jokes

1.   What did the snail say while sitting on the turtle?






WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!



2. What do you call a sheep that has been hit by lightning?

An electric Blanket.



3. What did the mother bee say to the baby bee?

Behive yourself !





4. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

fsh!

5. What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

6. Why did the dog go to court?

Because he got a barking ticket!



7. Why did the bubble gum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.



8.  Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cook
Cook Who?
Stop making bird noises and open the door!

9. How much does it cost for a pirate to get earrings?

A buccaneer

10.  What do you get if a chicken walks across the road, rolls in mud, and crosses back again?

A dirty double crosser!