Friday, October 31, 2014

Halloween Jokes

These jokes are given with possible answers.  Could you think of other funny answers?

1. What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?

Answer:

H.J. #1




2.  Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?

Answer:

H.J. #2



3.  What do birds give out on Halloween night?

Answer:

H.J. #3


4.  How do monsters tell their future?


Answer: 

H.J. #4



5.  Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

Answer:  H.J. #5





6. Why don't skeletons ever go to school dances?






Answer:  They don't have any body to go with.


7.  Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?






Answer:  He went to improve his bite.

8.  Why do witches use brooms to fly on?







Answer:  Vacuum cleaners are too heavy.



9.  What did one ghost say to the other ghost?






Answer:  "Do you believe in people?"



10.  What did the mother ghost say to her son?





Answer:  "Don't spook unless you are spooken to."


11.  How do you make a witch scratch?






Answer: You can take away the "w."



12.  Why did the vampires cancel their game?






Answer:  They couldn't find any bats.



13.  What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?






Answer:  You get pumpkin pi.



14.  What did the mummy say to the detective?






Answer:  "Let's wrap this case up."



15.  Why can't you tell twin witches apart?






Answer:  You can't tell which witch is which. 





Knock Knock
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls who?

That's right.
Owls do Hoooo!