1. What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
Answer:
H.J. #1
2. Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
Answer:
H.J. #2
3. What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Answer:
H.J. #3
4. How do monsters tell their future?
Answer:
H.J. #4
5. Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
Answer: H.J. #5
6. Why don't skeletons ever go to school dances?
Answer: They don't have any body to go with.
7. Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
Answer: He went to improve his bite.
8. Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Answer: Vacuum cleaners are too heavy.
9. What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
Answer: "Do you believe in people?"
10. What did the mother ghost say to her son?
Answer: "Don't spook unless you are spooken to."
11. How do you make a witch scratch?
Answer: You can take away the "w."
12. Why did the vampires cancel their game?
Answer: They couldn't find any bats.
13. What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Answer: You get pumpkin pi.
14. What did the mummy say to the detective?
Answer: "Let's wrap this case up."
15. Why can't you tell twin witches apart?
Answer: You can't tell which witch is which.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls who?
That's right.
Owls do Hoooo!
