Friday, October 31, 2014

Halloween Jokes

These jokes are given with possible answers.  Could you think of other funny answers?

1. What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?


H.J. #1

2.  Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?


H.J. #2

3.  What do birds give out on Halloween night?


H.J. #3

4.  How do monsters tell their future?


H.J. #4

5.  Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

Answer:  H.J. #5

6. Why don't skeletons ever go to school dances?

Answer:  They don't have any body to go with.

7.  Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?

Answer:  He went to improve his bite.

8.  Why do witches use brooms to fly on?

Answer:  Vacuum cleaners are too heavy.

9.  What did one ghost say to the other ghost?

Answer:  "Do you believe in people?"

10.  What did the mother ghost say to her son?

Answer:  "Don't spook unless you are spooken to."

11.  How do you make a witch scratch?

Answer: You can take away the "w."

12.  Why did the vampires cancel their game?

Answer:  They couldn't find any bats.

13.  What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Answer:  You get pumpkin pi.

14.  What did the mummy say to the detective?

Answer:  "Let's wrap this case up."

15.  Why can't you tell twin witches apart?

Answer:  You can't tell which witch is which. 

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Owls who?

That's right.
Owls do Hoooo!