SAGE (Student Assessment of Growth and Excellence)
This time as a class! If that is not enough time, you will be able to have more time to test.
Do your best!
For the second testing day, BYOB --
Bring your own book in case you finish early -- or pick up a book or magazine from the classroom.
And BYOG --
Bring your own gum.
If you finish testing today, you may work on your MyAccess story or read a book or magazine of your choice.
Do not use the computer for anything else except MyAccess.
Your phone needs a safe home while we are testing. You CANNOT take it into the test.
No cell phones allowed!
Look for the posters for the
Alpine Technology and Engineering Fair.
Prepare for tests on coordinate commas,
other comma uses,
and apostrophes.
Where Would You Learn How To Make Ice Cream?
Sundae School.
Why Do Mother Kangaroos Hate It When It Rains?
Because the kids have to play inside.
Why Is It Hard To Explain Puns To Kleptomaniacs?
Because they take things literally.
What Happens If you Eat Yeast And Shoe Polish?
Every morning you'll rise and shine!
What Do You Get When You Cross A Fish With An Elephant?
Swimming trunks
What Do Prisoners Use To Call Each Other?
Cell phones
What Did The Student Say When His Teacher Asked Him To Use Geometry In A Sentence?
"A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"
