Monday, June 10, 2013


What has 8 eyes and 8 legs? 8 pirates!

Two peanuts were walking down an alley. One was assaulted.

Why don’t oysters give to charity?
A. Because they’re shellfish.…

What do you call a stick of dynamite in a steer? abominable

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto:) (say it slow)